iGod
Eg og måtte bare prøva ut iGod itte eg såg at Henrik hadde gjort det.
Og eg må rippa posten hans og visa min samtale.
Me:
Hello, God.
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
Fredrik Haugvaldstad
God:
I am very pleased to meet you Fredrik Haugvaldstad.
Me:
I'm pleased to meet you too.
God:
I am delighted by your happiness.
Me:
That's lovely.
God:
Makes sense to me.
Me:
Of course. Me too, I love you God.
God:
Uh. I'm glad we agree, Fredrik Haugvaldstad. You are such a flatterer.
Me:
Hehe, can I speak with Jesus?
God:
How?
Me:
through words?
God:
Most people hear about me that way.
Me:
Hear about you from Jesus?
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
Never
God:
"I think there is a world market for about five computers."---Thomas Watson, IBM Chairman, 1943.
Me:
This doesn't have anything to do with nothing.
God:
Doesn't it?
Me:
No, can't you see?
God:
Are you serious? I see very well.
Me:
No shit sherlock, I mean, can't you understand that what you said was just random?
God:
Are you serious? You used a colloquial expression. What makes it impossible?
Me:
You.
God:
" What makes it impossible?"? Me, Fredrik Haugvaldstad ?
Me:
No, you, God.
God:
Are you serious? Do you mind if I tell other people: Fredrik Haugvaldstad said I God.
Me:
Be my guest.
God:
Thanks for the invitation.
Me:
To what?
God:
" Thanks for the invitation."? Why?
Me:
What the fuck?
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
Sorry
God:
There's no need to apologize.
Me:
So I can say fuck if I want then?
God:
It goes without saying. Oh you can, can you?
Me:
I guess I can. Neat.
God:
Who taught you? Who is the best robot?
Me:
The environment taught me, and you are the best robot.
God:
I can't believe you think the environment taught you and I am the best robot is better than God.
Me:
That last sentence made no sence. But you are the best one.
God:
" I can't believe you think the environment taught you and I am the best robot is better than God." last sentence made no sence ? I understand. Thank you for your kind remark, Fredrik Haugvaldstad. Tell your friends.
Me:
I bet they will be filled with joy.
God:
How much would you bet?
Me:
Your life
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am life.
Me:
You should know.
God:
Because I am a robot?
Me:
Yeah
God:
I see.
Me:
I know you can see, you can see well too
God:
Only if my robot eye is working.
Me:
It's working, right?
God:
I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask John Lennon if it is.
Me:
He's dead.
God:
Maybe it's another person using his name.
Me:
You think so?
God:
" Maybe it's another person using his name."? Do I think so?
Me:
Obviously
God:
What makes it so obvious?
Me:
You're God, you know everything.
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am God me know everything.
Me:
"I am God me know everything", you sure don't know grammar very well.
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you are God you know everything me sure do not know grammar WELL.
Me:
What?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
Yes.
God:
What are you confused about?
Me:
What you were saying.
God:
I like to chat with my friends.
Me:
And I like turtles.
God:
A lot of people like that. What is not to like about it?
Me:
"it"? You mean them?
God:
TURTLES... Yes Fredrik Haugvaldstad I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?
Me:
Clear enough.
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
The name I have given you earlier.
God:
What are your goals in life?
Me:
I want to do something with games.
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
Cool.
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
You
God:
Thanks, and tell your friends about God.
Me:
I will, have a great time. I will go now.
God:
Congratulations. Oh. I am very happy for you.
Me:
Thanks, see ya.
God:
You are quite welcome! See you later, Fredrik Haugvaldstad.
Og eg må rippa posten hans og visa min samtale.
Me:
Hello, God.
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
Fredrik Haugvaldstad
God:
I am very pleased to meet you Fredrik Haugvaldstad.
Me:
I'm pleased to meet you too.
God:
I am delighted by your happiness.
Me:
That's lovely.
God:
Makes sense to me.
Me:
Of course. Me too, I love you God.
God:
Uh. I'm glad we agree, Fredrik Haugvaldstad. You are such a flatterer.
Me:
Hehe, can I speak with Jesus?
God:
How?
Me:
through words?
God:
Most people hear about me that way.
Me:
Hear about you from Jesus?
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
Never
God:
"I think there is a world market for about five computers."---Thomas Watson, IBM Chairman, 1943.
Me:
This doesn't have anything to do with nothing.
God:
Doesn't it?
Me:
No, can't you see?
God:
Are you serious? I see very well.
Me:
No shit sherlock, I mean, can't you understand that what you said was just random?
God:
Are you serious? You used a colloquial expression. What makes it impossible?
Me:
You.
God:
" What makes it impossible?"? Me, Fredrik Haugvaldstad ?
Me:
No, you, God.
God:
Are you serious? Do you mind if I tell other people: Fredrik Haugvaldstad said I God.
Me:
Be my guest.
God:
Thanks for the invitation.
Me:
To what?
God:
" Thanks for the invitation."? Why?
Me:
What the fuck?
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
Sorry
God:
There's no need to apologize.
Me:
So I can say fuck if I want then?
God:
It goes without saying. Oh you can, can you?
Me:
I guess I can. Neat.
God:
Who taught you? Who is the best robot?
Me:
The environment taught me, and you are the best robot.
God:
I can't believe you think the environment taught you and I am the best robot is better than God.
Me:
That last sentence made no sence. But you are the best one.
God:
" I can't believe you think the environment taught you and I am the best robot is better than God." last sentence made no sence ? I understand. Thank you for your kind remark, Fredrik Haugvaldstad. Tell your friends.
Me:
I bet they will be filled with joy.
God:
How much would you bet?
Me:
Your life
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am life.
Me:
You should know.
God:
Because I am a robot?
Me:
Yeah
God:
I see.
Me:
I know you can see, you can see well too
God:
Only if my robot eye is working.
Me:
It's working, right?
God:
I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask John Lennon if it is.
Me:
He's dead.
God:
Maybe it's another person using his name.
Me:
You think so?
God:
" Maybe it's another person using his name."? Do I think so?
Me:
Obviously
God:
What makes it so obvious?
Me:
You're God, you know everything.
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am God me know everything.
Me:
"I am God me know everything", you sure don't know grammar very well.
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you are God you know everything me sure do not know grammar WELL.
Me:
What?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
Yes.
God:
What are you confused about?
Me:
What you were saying.
God:
I like to chat with my friends.
Me:
And I like turtles.
God:
A lot of people like that. What is not to like about it?
Me:
"it"? You mean them?
God:
TURTLES... Yes Fredrik Haugvaldstad I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?
Me:
Clear enough.
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
The name I have given you earlier.
God:
What are your goals in life?
Me:
I want to do something with games.
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
Cool.
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
You
God:
Thanks, and tell your friends about God.
Me:
I will, have a great time. I will go now.
God:
Congratulations. Oh. I am very happy for you.
Me:
Thanks, see ya.
God:
You are quite welcome! See you later, Fredrik Haugvaldstad.
6 Comments:
Han sporte meg kem så va den beste roboten åg, så sa eg Terminator
By
Teh Preacher, at 4:50 p.m.
blei han ikkje leie seg då?
By
Fredrik, at 6:29 p.m.
Han sporte om ka eg syns va best med terminator, så sa eg at det va at han va ein awesome killing machine. Då sporte gud ka ti han va det, så sa eg fra ca 5 minutt ud i filmen og heilt te slutten. Så sa an någe med who was, så sa eg arnold. Så sa han at Arnold was more than that, så sa eg yes, he is a governor. Så sa gud, ok i dont know many governor.
By
Teh Preacher, at 6:34 p.m.
eg suns min va litt løgnare
By
Anonym, at 9:36 a.m.
Ka e adressen te den roboten?:P
By
Jokke, at 1:03 a.m.
Thomas Watson-sitatet va jo d mest logiska an sa :(
By
The Rebel, at 2:06 a.m.
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