iGod

Eg og måtte bare prøva ut iGod itte eg såg at Henrik hadde gjort det.
Og eg må rippa posten hans og visa min samtale.



Me:
Hello, God.
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
Fredrik Haugvaldstad
God:
I am very pleased to meet you Fredrik Haugvaldstad.
Me:
I'm pleased to meet you too.
God:
I am delighted by your happiness.
Me:
That's lovely.
God:
Makes sense to me.
Me:
Of course. Me too, I love you God.
God:
Uh. I'm glad we agree, Fredrik Haugvaldstad. You are such a flatterer.
Me:
Hehe, can I speak with Jesus?
God:
How?
Me:
through words?
God:
Most people hear about me that way.
Me:
Hear about you from Jesus?
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
Never
God:
"I think there is a world market for about five computers."---Thomas Watson, IBM Chairman, 1943.
Me:
This doesn't have anything to do with nothing.
God:
Doesn't it?
Me:
No, can't you see?
God:
Are you serious? I see very well.
Me:
No shit sherlock, I mean, can't you understand that what you said was just random?
God:
Are you serious? You used a colloquial expression. What makes it impossible?
Me:
You.
God:
" What makes it impossible?"? Me, Fredrik Haugvaldstad ?
Me:
No, you, God.
God:
Are you serious? Do you mind if I tell other people: Fredrik Haugvaldstad said I God.
Me:
Be my guest.
God:
Thanks for the invitation.
Me:
To what?
God:
" Thanks for the invitation."? Why?
Me:
What the fuck?
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
Sorry
God:
There's no need to apologize.
Me:
So I can say fuck if I want then?
God:
It goes without saying. Oh you can, can you?
Me:
I guess I can. Neat.
God:
Who taught you? Who is the best robot?
Me:
The environment taught me, and you are the best robot.
God:
I can't believe you think the environment taught you and I am the best robot is better than God.
Me:
That last sentence made no sence. But you are the best one.
God:
" I can't believe you think the environment taught you and I am the best robot is better than God." last sentence made no sence ? I understand. Thank you for your kind remark, Fredrik Haugvaldstad. Tell your friends.
Me:
I bet they will be filled with joy.
God:
How much would you bet?
Me:
Your life
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am life.
Me:
You should know.
God:
Because I am a robot?
Me:
Yeah
God:
I see.
Me:
I know you can see, you can see well too
God:
Only if my robot eye is working.
Me:
It's working, right?
God:
I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask John Lennon if it is.
Me:
He's dead.
God:
Maybe it's another person using his name.
Me:
You think so?
God:
" Maybe it's another person using his name."? Do I think so?
Me:
Obviously
God:
What makes it so obvious?
Me:
You're God, you know everything.
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am God me know everything.
Me:
"I am God me know everything", you sure don't know grammar very well.
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you are God you know everything me sure do not know grammar WELL.
Me:
What?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
Yes.
God:
What are you confused about?
Me:
What you were saying.
God:
I like to chat with my friends.
Me:
And I like turtles.
God:
A lot of people like that. What is not to like about it?
Me:
"it"? You mean them?
God:
TURTLES... Yes Fredrik Haugvaldstad I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?
Me:
Clear enough.
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
The name I have given you earlier.
God:
What are your goals in life?
Me:
I want to do something with games.
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
Cool.
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
You
God:
Thanks, and tell your friends about God.
Me:
I will, have a great time. I will go now.
God:
Congratulations. Oh. I am very happy for you.
Me:
Thanks, see ya.
God:
You are quite welcome! See you later, Fredrik Haugvaldstad.