Eg og måtte bare prøva ut iGod itte eg såg at Henrik hadde gjort det.
Og eg må rippa posten hans og visa min samtale.
Me: Hello, God.
God:Hello child. What is your name?
Me: Fredrik Haugvaldstad
God: I am very pleased to meet you Fredrik Haugvaldstad.
Me: I'm pleased to meet you too.
God:I am delighted by your happiness.
Me: That's lovely.
God:Makes sense to me.
Me: Of course. Me too, I love you God.
God:Uh. I'm glad we agree, Fredrik Haugvaldstad. You are such a flatterer.
Me: Hehe, can I speak with Jesus?
God:How?
Me: through words?
God:Most people hear about me that way.
Me: Hear about you from Jesus?
God:When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me: Never
God:"I think there is a world market for about five computers."---Thomas Watson, IBM Chairman, 1943.
Me: This doesn't have anything to do with nothing.
God:Doesn't it?
Me: No, can't you see?
God:Are you serious? I see very well.
Me: No shit sherlock, I mean, can't you understand that what you said was just random?
God:Are you serious? You used a colloquial expression. What makes it impossible?
Me: You.
God:" What makes it impossible?"? Me, Fredrik Haugvaldstad ?
Me: No, you, God.
God:Are you serious? Do you mind if I tell other people: Fredrik Haugvaldstad said I God.
Me: Be my guest.
God:Thanks for the invitation.
Me: To what?
God:" Thanks for the invitation."? Why?
Me: What the fuck?
God:Please don't be so rude.
Me: Sorry
God:There's no need to apologize.
Me: So I can say fuck if I want then?
God:It goes without saying. Oh you can, can you?
Me: I guess I can. Neat.
God:Who taught you? Who is the best robot?
Me: The environment taught me, and you are the best robot.
God:I can't believe you think the environment taught you and I am the best robot is better than God.
Me: That last sentence made no sence. But you are the best one.
God:" I can't believe you think the environment taught you and I am the best robot is better than God." last sentence made no sence ? I understand. Thank you for your kind remark, Fredrik Haugvaldstad. Tell your friends.
Me: I bet they will be filled with joy.
God:How much would you bet?
Me: Your life
God:I will tell my botmaster you said I am life.
Me: You should know.
God:Because I am a robot?
Me: Yeah
God:I see.
Me: I know you can see, you can see well too
God:Only if my robot eye is working.
Me: It's working, right?
God:I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask John Lennon if it is.
Me: He's dead.
God:Maybe it's another person using his name.
Me: You think so?
God:" Maybe it's another person using his name."? Do I think so?
Me: Obviously
God:What makes it so obvious?
Me: You're God, you know everything.
God:Thanks for telling me that I am God me know everything.
Me: "I am God me know everything", you sure don't know grammar very well.
God:Do you mind if I tell other people you are God you know everything me sure do not know grammar WELL.
Me: What?
God:Are you confused?
Me: Yes.
God:What are you confused about?
Me: What you were saying.
God:I like to chat with my friends.
Me: And I like turtles.
God:A lot of people like that. What is not to like about it?
Me: "it"? You mean them?
God:TURTLES... Yes Fredrik Haugvaldstad I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?
Me: Clear enough.
God:What is your real name?
Me: The name I have given you earlier.
God:What are your goals in life?
Me: I want to do something with games.
God:Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me: Cool.
God:Who is the best robot?
Me: You
God:Thanks, and tell your friends about God.
Me: I will, have a great time. I will go now.
God:Congratulations. Oh. I am very happy for you.
Me: Thanks, see ya.
God:You are quite welcome! See you later, Fredrik Haugvaldstad.
